Sunday, September 12, 2010

Avoid Clichés Like the Plague!








 "Let's face it, with all due respect, Clichés suck ..."
















As a writer in pursuit of something fresh and exciting I am often dismayed by the use of worn out aphorisms and phrases.   One of the most odious of the last decade has been the phrase ‘At the end of the day’ which is repeated by every radio talk show caller and host ad nauseam (another cliché!) 
Doing a little research (and I stress ‘little’) I noticed that there are hundreds of them, possibly thousands, clogging up the English language like locusts.  How do you avoid clichés when everyone in the vicinity uses them on a daily basis?  As a writer the temptation to use them is big because a lot of them convey simple ideas that people can understand.   But really, most of these should be avoided in any kind of serious prose writing.   Here then is a list of the most annoying ones.  I only added the first few hundred because I was going ballistic looking at them all. 
CLICHES TO AVOID AT ALL COSTS || Compiled by David Hunter
all walks of life
at all times
leave no stone unturned
lock, stock, and barrel
calm before the storm
long arm of the law
never a dull moment
cry over spilled milk
patience of Job
paying the piper
give the devil his due
selling like hot cakes
hook, line, and sinker
stick out like a sore thumb
winds of change
in the same boat
Awful, aren’t they? Here are some more. These ones are usually used to start off a sentence and are particularly irksome … 


 To tell the honest truth
As a matter of fact

Let's face it


The reason being


 You know


I personally


With all due respect


At the end of the day
Absolutely

Some of them are unavoidable, right? I mean, there are only so many ways to start off a sentence.  But in prose writing I think it’s still possible to be fresh and original.  Here’s some more: 

It's not rocket science.
It's a paradigm shift.

win-win situation
bottom line
thinking outside the box
wealth of experience
low hanging fruit
in a nutshell
put all the eggs in one basket
giving 100%
strike while the iron is hot
no brainer
turn-key solution
beat a dead horse
everything from soup to nuts
leaps and bounds

Ugh.  I’m feeling my stomach turn.  But I suppose we have to go on …

value added
be at peace with yourself (shut-up)

Flies in the face

get his dander up
 
at the tip of my tongue
 
fine as frog hair
 
to make a long story short
 
A penny saved is a penny earned
 
walk like a cowboy
 
honest Injun
 
line up like tin soldiers
 
make it plain and clear
 
Above and beyond the call of duty
 
dog tired
 
The more things change, the more they stay the same
 
take a walk on the wild side
 
Better late than never!
 
batten down the hatches
 
can't be counted on in the clutch
 
age gracefully

I must confess to using some of these, but mostly in jest.  If I were to use these phrases in my daily life I’d have no friends left …

Cover your ass
you reap what you sow
 
road hog
 
once in a blue moon
 
times are changing
 
gum up the works
 
Angel of Death
 
like a bat out of hell
 
Happier than a pig in shit.
 
get a move on
 
an eye for an eye
 
good, bad or indifferent
 
there's no free lunch
 
between you and me and bedpost
 
thick as thieves
 
I would if I could.
 
vested interest
 
wolf in sheep's clothing
 
 
You have no Idea how painful this is for me!  But, I’ll be a good writer and soldier on …

Don't eat the yellow snow
far be it from me
lo and behold
  
good-for-nothing
 
on the Fritz
 
rip me off
 
eat your heart out
 
I don't know how to break this to you but....
 
by leaps and bounds
 
Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em
 
running around like a chicken with it's head cut off
 
I'll knock you from here to next Wednesday
 
As wise as an owl
 
a feather in his cap
 
Every day of the week and twice on Sundays
 
24/7
 
 
I’d like to insert something witty and urbane here, but I’ve lost my appetite …

talk 'till your blue in the face
in his element
 
all work and no play
 
last resort
 
the rocky road to success
 
your mission in life
 
had eyes that light up a room
 
bury the hatchet
 
a fish out of water
 
busy as a one legged man at an ass kicking contest
 
bottoms up
 
came the dawn
 
see it through
 
blind leading the blind
 
a marriage made in heaven
 
you're not just whistling Dixie!
 
year in and year out
 
the eternal triangle
 
sucking hind teat
 
dictates of conscience
 
It ain't broke.  Don't fix it.
Lets "Chew the fat."
 
...like being nibbled to death by ducks
 
Like a bull in a china shop
all's well that ends well
 
in the lap of luxury

So you see, clichés are everywhere! We can’t avoid them completely in everyday conversations, but we can certainly avoid them in our writing.  Clichés are only weak, lazy language.  We can do better.  And please, if you catch me using a horrid cliché, just bust me in the chops!
(As a postscript, I will leave you with a few more horrendous clichés …)
bust in the chops
 
from the mouths of babes
 
at the crack of dawn
 
beauty is only skin deep
 
charity begins at home
 
chicken hearted
 
give a damn
 
snug as a bug in a rug
 
every inch a king
 
slim picking
 
to hell and back
 
labor of love
 
cut to the quick
 
 not a ghost of a chance
 
lay on, Macduff
 
half-baked idea
 
rise and shine
 
it's the best/greatest thing since sliced bread
 
true blue
 
 
~ David Hunter, Over and Out

7 comments:

  1. Some novels are full of them. I agree, it's very difficult to avoid clichés at times; maybe with a few edits they'll rise up to the surface. But as for blogs, clichés are less noticeable or I don't notice them.

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  2. Just because this annoys me, I think I'm going to write a novel just based on these cliches.

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  3. Erp. Cliches are hard to avoid, especially when you think about how many there are...some of them are alright in dialogue, since they're fairly common, but I do try to avoid them.

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  4. Ya know ... if you had stopped with the first two or three collections, I would have been home free ... but no, you had to keep going ... so now, well, I'm just a failure ;)

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  5. Fine as frog hair?

    Thats a new one to me? =)

    Fun post and very true.

    Edge of Your Seat Romance

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  6. I never heard of that one either. I don't think it's in common use anymore, which probably takes it off the endangered cliche list .... =)

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